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The skinny (or not) on breastfeeding

August 08, 2017

World Breastfeeding Week

Eat what you want they said. You will lose weight they said.

I am not ashamed to admit it, one of the main reasons I pushed SO hard to breastfeed Arden was because I assumed I would lose weight, quick, like all the professionals boasted it would.  Maybe that is their trick - tell mums it helps them get skinny & all the vain biarches like me will push through the pain with the hopes of a better body waiting on the other side of bleeding nipples & engorged boobs.... Well played, breastfeeding pros, well played!!! 

Annnnnnnyway - I must've done something seriously shitty in a past life, perhaps cut off the tender bosom of my lover or something because not only did I have THE worst luck with feeding (you name it, I got it) I was one of the small percentage of this entire world that puts on weight feeding. Serves my conceited ass right, I know. BUT COME ON.... 

All my friends, whether or not they were active pre, during & post pregnancy all had these to-die-for post baby svelte bods, while claiming they were eating all kinds of delicious shit & here I was gaining weight. 

 Breastfeeding Baby Chubby Thighs | Eskimo Nell

(that's me, flipping the bird to that dumb "breastfeeding makes you skinny" advice)

I persevered & soldiered on like all my skinny BF'ing mum friends suggested, with wild dreams of eating what I liked, doing sweet FA & still losing weight - the ultimate dream for someone who loves eating & doing sweet FA as much as me. My well meaning friends said suuuuuuper motivating things like "don't worry, you used to be skinny so you will be skinny again soon I am sure" & "the weight fell off for me after 6 months so keep going". So on I went, loaded up with lactation cookies, lactation tea, fenugreek (so. much. fenugreek), omega 3s & every other breastfeeding old wives tale you can possibly find on Google. 

Word of Advice: Don't Get Ya Hopes Up

Now, the point of my post isn't some kind of woe is me, I was fat for 11 months, boo-hoo situation, I just really want to shine the light on the fact that some people actually gain weight breastfeeding & to not bloody believe the hype.  I also want to actually offer another point of view because every single blog, article, professional, podcast (I really did my BFing research) I read or listened to all had the same bottom line "breastfeeding is amazing for post baby weightloss".  Because of all this really great "advice" I went into my experience with really high hopes that I could laze around all day & stare into my newborn's eyes & still chuck on a bikini that coming summer.  I also had all these romantic hopes that I would breastfeed so effortlessly in oversized kaftans & beautiful lingerie while my husband stared at me in total awe at what a beautiful, earth mother goddess I was...... So, you can imagine how horrified I was to find that this was NOT the case for me. 

Gisele Bundchen Miranda Kerr Breastfeeding | Eskimo Nell

(I also clearly missed the "how to look like a supermodel while breastfeeding memo)

I was pretty deflated to be brutally honesty & without sounding like a dick it did detract from the whole breastfeeding experience for me, a little bit, so do not be like me & use that as one of the main reasons to breastfeed  and don't get ya hopes up because you might be a real grower not a show'er, like me & I would hate for you to get all down & out and hate on the breastfeeding buzz because there really are a lot of amazing things about feeding.  Truthfully, I really do regret worrying about that stupid shit.

So, don't let weightloss be the main motivating factor in the whole shebang, if it happens it is a bonus but not a given.  Because, cheesy as it is.... one day the fat ass won't matter & your babies will be big & your boobs saggy anyway & you will kick yourself, really hard, for even giving a fuck. Living the zero f*cks life is basically the only way out of this parenthood gig alive & I wish I had've cottoned on to that far sooner. 

So basically, my advice is, don't be a vain asshole. Like me.

Ok, that is all from me.  Go forth & breastfeed (or bottle feed, whatever floats ya boat) & enjoy your bundles of yummy milky baby goodness.  

HAPPY BREASTFEEDING WEEK!!!!

Ash

xx

 

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Size Chart

At Eskimo Nell we understand the disappointment of opening up your much anticipated purchase only to find that it is the complete wrong size so to help you avoid that have a squizz at our size chart.

Our tanks, jumpers and baseball tees run a little on the big size so we do suggest going down a size.  If you are unsure just send us an email - we love to help!

TANKS: These are UNISEX!! So please check the measurements!

XS: Width 44cm x Length 69cm

S: Width 48cm x Length 72cm

M: Width 51cm x Length 75cm

L: Width 54cm x Length 78cm

XL: Width 57cm x Length 81cm

XXL: Width 60cm x Length 84cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

T-SHIRT: This is a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45.5cm x Length 63.5cm

S: Width 48cm x Length 64.5cm

M: Width 50.5cm x Length 65.5cm

L: Width 53cm x Length 66.5cm

XL: Width 55.5cm x Length 67.5cm

XXL: Width 58cm x Length 68.5cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

FUCK THE FUNK QUEEN STRIPED TEE: This is a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 44cm x Length 63cm

S: Width 46.5cm x Length 64cm

M: Width 49cm x Length 65cm

L: Width 51.5cm x Length 66cm

XL: Width 54cm x Length 67cm

 

CROPPED TEES: These are a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 47.5cm x Length 44cm

S: Width 50cm x Length 45cm

M: Width 52.5cm x Length 46.5cm

L: Width 55cm x Length 47.5cm

XL: Width 57.5cm x Length 48.5cm

 

T-SHIRT DRESS: These are a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 43cm x Length 83.5cm

S: Width 45.5cm x Length 86cm

M: Width 48cm x Length 88.5cm

L: Width 50.5cm x Length 91cm

XL: Width 53cm x Length 93.5cm

 

BOY MAMA/ F the FUNK TEES: These are a MEN's fit and meant to be relaxed - please check the measurements!

S: Width 47cm x Length 71cm

M: Width 52cm x Length 75cm

L: Width 56.5cm x Length 78.5cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 82cm

XXL: Width 64cm x Length 83.5cm

3XL: Width 68cm x Length 85cm

4XL: Width 75cm x Length 87cm

5XL: Width 80cm x Length 89cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

KIDS TEES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 31cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 34cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 37cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 39.5cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 42cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 44.5cm x Length 62cm

14: Width 47cm x Length 66cm

 

KIDS STONEWASH TEES/TANKS: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

1: Width 27.5cm x Length 39.5cm

2: Width 29cm x Length 41cm

3: Width 30.5cm x Length 42.5cm

4: Width 32cm x Length 44cm

5: Width 33.5cm x Length 45.5cm

 

BABY STONEWASH ONESIES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

3-6M: Width 22cm x Length 39cm

6-12m: Width 23cm x Length 43cm

12-18M: Width 24cm x Length 46cm

 

JUMPERS: These are also UNISEX and are quite long- please check the measurements!

XS: Width 49cm x Length 71cm

S: Width 52cm x Length 73.5cm

M: Width 55cm x Length 76cm

L: Width 58cm x Length 78.5cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 81cm

XXL: Width 62.5cm x Length 83.5cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

Hoodie- These are also UNISEX and are quite long- please check the measurements!

XS: Width 49cm x Length 69.5cm

S: Width 52cm x Length 72cm

M: Width 55cm x Length 74.5cm

L: Width 58cm x Length 77cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 79.5cm

XXL: Width 64cm x Length 82cm

3XL: Width 67cm x Length 84.5cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

Zip Up Hoodie- These are also UNISEX and are quite long- please check the measurements!

XS: Width 48cm x Length 68.5cm

S: Width 51cm x Length 71cm

M: Width 54cm x Length 73.5cm

L: Width 57cm x Length 76cm

XL: Width 60cm x Length 78.5cm

XXL: Width 63m x Length 81cm

3XL: Width 66cm x Length 83.5cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole  

Stronger Together V-Neck Tee: These are a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 43cm x Length 68cm

S: Width 45.5cm x Length 70cm

M: Width 48cm x Length 72cm

L: Width 50.5cm x Length 74cm

XL: Width 53cm x Length 76cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

 

Baseball Tee: This is a UNISEX FIT - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45.5cm x Length 72cm

S: Width 48.5cm x Length 75cm

M: Width 52.5cm x Length 78cm

L: Width 56.5cm x Length 81cm

XL: Width 60.5cm x Length 84cm

XXL: Width 64.5cm x Length 85cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

 

KIDS TEES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 31cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 34cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 37cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 39.5cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 42cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 44.5cm x Length 62cm

14: Width 47cm x Length 66cm

KIDS JUMPERS: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 32cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 35cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 38cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 41cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 44cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 47cm x Length 62cm

 

 

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