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How to: convince your husband to have another baby

June 02, 2017 1 Comment

Ok, let me preface this by saying I have no fudging idea... It is more of a question:

How the hell do you convince your husband to have another baby?

Old matey potatey huzbo is done. Done with babies. Done with crazy hormonal pregnant wife. Done with working his ass off to feed these humans. Done with sleepless nights, no travel plans, no hangovers in bed for hours on end without small people needing us to actually be, ya know, coherant.  

Hungover Parent Meme | Eskimo Nell

BUT, me? I am not done. I would keep bringing babies earthside via my lady tunnel for years on end.  I look at my kids & wonder how the hell I could ever not want another baby.  

So my friends, we are in a tustle of tug of war at the moment.

I made my DH (that is baby forum code for darling husband. Or dickhead. Depends what mood you are in) anyway, I made DH promise to never make me go back to work if we didn't have another baby.  Which is stupid of me really. I have a job so he wins that round. Clever mother lover (still trying this whole not swearing buzz).  

Gahhh guys, help a sister out. I am not ready to roll over & play dead just yet. I am out for blood. I want to win & I want another baby dammit. I need your help, I need tips. I need alll of the good baby juju I can get. How the hell can I convince this guy he wants to add another Turley to the tribe?

These are my ideas so far:

Ok, I actually don't even want to write them down because I will sound like an complete crazed lunatic & it is a very real possibility that he might read this & actually fear to ever sleep with his eyes closed again, and then those really well thought out (but totally psycho & potentially illegal) plans will be foiled.

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So I put it to you, my virtual babes.  Have you come up against this problem? Have you succeeded in convincing your DH to let you manufacture another human? 

Please send me all of your tips. But not publically... Email me at ... the last thing we need is him cottoning onto Operation Get Ash Pregnant.




1 Response

DD (darling daughter)
DD (darling daughter)

June 02, 2017

Hahahahhahahhaha gotta hand it to you mum, this was pretty funny. Im still the funniest in the family but you come in close third after Miller and I.

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Size Chart

At Eskimo Nell we understand the disappointment of opening up your much anticipated purchase only to find that it is the complete wrong size so to help you avoid that have a squizz at our size chart.

Our tanks, jumpers and baseball tees run a little on the big size so we do suggest going down a size.  If you are unsure just send us an email - we love to help!

TANKS: These are UNISEX!! So please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45cm x Length 69cm

S: Width 48cm x Length 72cm

M: Width 51cm x Length 75cm

L: Width 54cm x Length 78cm

XL: Width 57cm x Length 81cm

XXL: Width 60cm x Length 84cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


JUMPERS: These are also UNISEX and are quite roomy anyway - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 49cm x Length 71cm

S: Width 52cm x Length 73.5cm

M: Width 55cm x Length 76cm

L: Width 58cm x Length 78.5cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 81cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


BASEBALL TEE: These are also UNISEX  - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45.5cm x Length 72cm

S: Width 48.5cm x Length 75cm

M: Width 52.5cm x Length 78cm

L: Width 56.5cm x Length 81cm

XL: Width 60.5cm x Length 84cm

XXL: Width 64.5cm x Length 85cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


ROLL-SLEEVE TEES: This is a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

S: Width 44cm x Length 63cm

M: Width 47cm x Length 65cm

L: Width 50cm x Length 67cm

XL: Width 53cm x Length 69cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


KIDS TEES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 31cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 34cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 37cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 39.5cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 42cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 44.5cm x Length 62cm

14: Width 47cm x Length 66cm

KIDS JUMPERS: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 32cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 35cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 38cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 41cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 44cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 47cm x Length 62cm




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