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How to go from Hobo to Hobo Chic in 3 easy steps!

May 11, 2017

Follow these tried & tested steps to looking vaguely presentable while still wearing trackpants & let's be honest - no bra. Hobo Chic, it's where style and comfort meet.

Step 1: Schelp some bright/bold lippy on

Marnie from Eskimo Nell with red lippy on

Now I am hella not saying to put a full face of Kardashian on, because realistically ain’t noboy got time for that shit and b) this is all about looking cool with as close to zero effort as possible.

I am quite the fan of the olde ‘only lippy’ makeup Mantra. Apparently it’s what French women do and basically they are the coolest babes on Earth.

It also conveniently only takes two seconds – which is the amount of time my baby will let me look in the mirror for before needing me to… start the next episode of Peppa Pig/get him some water/decipher what he wants to eat using only pleeeeese and stabbing hand gestures in the direction of the fridge.

Colour-wise I’m mixing it up these day – a little bit of tangeriney orange, a bit of candy pink and not to mention old faithful red - MAC Russian Red & Lady danger were the faves until I realised they weren’t cruelty free booo – so I now wear Karen Murrell True Love and it is the business.

 

Step 2: Wear shoes

Low hanging fuit – I know babes, but seriously – my usual hobo attire consists of wooly slippers. I don’t even care whose they are, my husband’s, my mum’s – if they’re in proximity to my feet I will put them on. No word of a lie it got to the point this summer where the feet were getting so steamy I realised I needed to find a replacement and I legit googled “summer version of slippers”. Turns out they’re called jandals hahahaha.

Anyway I digress from my super informative & high fashwan advice-givery.

Basically if you want to look like less of a hobo then leave the slips at home and chuck on some real shoes – preferably some funky and slightly clean sneakers (ixnay on the visible sockay for maximum non-hoboness).

 

Step 3: Accessorise darrrrrlings

It never ceases to amaze how the addition of ONE accessory can make it look like you’ve actually made the conscious decision to wear a tracksuit as an actual bonafide public place worthy outfit.

And really that’s the trick gals – if you have managed to pull the woolies over the eyes of those normal clothes wearing people and convinced them that your hobo trackies - that realistically reside at the foot of your bed to be put on every morning and only taken off before bed – is an actual put-together outfit then you have officially achieved hobo chic.

Speaking of pulling the woolies – get amongst some sweet beanies – they are the cornerstone of the hobo chic life. Not only are they fucking warm and cozy but they hide all manner of ‘haven’t washed my hair since I can’t remember’ sins – double win. I am totally digging the classic pompom topped beanie at the moment but am also quite partial to the more pared-down burglar style. And for the final cherry on the top, a quick pair of jazzy earrings or thin chain necklace and you are good to go. Hobo Chic for the win!

OR you could just get an ESKIMO NELL tank/tee/jumper and look fucking rad all the time!





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Size Chart

At Eskimo Nell we understand the disappointment of opening up your much anticipated purchase only to find that it is the complete wrong size so to help you avoid that have a squizz at our size chart.

Our tanks, jumpers and baseball tees run a little on the big size so we do suggest going down a size.  If you are unsure just send us an email - we love to help!

TANKS: These are UNISEX!! So please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45cm x Length 69cm

S: Width 48cm x Length 72cm

M: Width 51cm x Length 75cm

L: Width 54cm x Length 78cm

XL: Width 57cm x Length 81cm

XXL: Width 60cm x Length 84cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

JUMPERS: These are also UNISEX and are quite roomy anyway - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 49cm x Length 71cm

S: Width 52cm x Length 73.5cm

M: Width 55cm x Length 76cm

L: Width 58cm x Length 78.5cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 81cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

BASEBALL TEE: These are also UNISEX  - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45.5cm x Length 72cm

S: Width 48.5cm x Length 75cm

M: Width 52.5cm x Length 78cm

L: Width 56.5cm x Length 81cm

XL: Width 60.5cm x Length 84cm

XXL: Width 64.5cm x Length 85cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

ROLL-SLEEVE TEES: This is a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

S: Width 44cm x Length 63cm

M: Width 47cm x Length 65cm

L: Width 50cm x Length 67cm

XL: Width 53cm x Length 69cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 

 

KIDS TEES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 31cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 34cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 37cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 39.5cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 42cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 44.5cm x Length 62cm

14: Width 47cm x Length 66cm

KIDS JUMPERS: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 32cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 35cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 38cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 41cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 44cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 47cm x Length 62cm

 

 

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