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3 reasons why I’m learning to love the shit out of my itty bitty boobies.

May 26, 2017

“Boobies, boobies, boobies” squeals River as he watches me get out of my pjs this morning.

“All gone,” he adds casually.

Yep mate, you speaketh the truth - they are indeed all gone.

And I know you’re sad about it little guy, and so am I.

But instead of crying over the lack o' milk let Mama tell you why it's all good in the bitty boobie hood.

 1. I can rock a tiny bralette like it is nobody’s bizness!

Honestly – underwire can get fuuuucked. Ain’t no need for that shit these days. My post breast-feeding boobies look totally great (and quite fassssshun haha) in my super cute Bonds bralette, which I might add is THE COMFIEST form of underwear ever.

Okay that’s a lie…. The Ah-bra is the world’s comfiest form of underwear (and I totally own 3, I got the multi bargain pack of course, and I totally wear them all the time – but for the purpose of this story let’s imagine I wear super cute Bonds bralets all the time, k k cool).

So maybe that’s what we need to imagine – we don’t so much have boobs anymore we have booblettes, the smaller, cuter, comfier version of boobs. And that in my books ladies, is a big fat win.

Bralette post breastfeeding boobs | Eskimo Nell

{Spoiler Alert: This is obviously not me haha but this is how fasssshun I feel with my teeny weeny bralette on}

2. It's all relative, right?

If I don’t love my boobs now, after one baby, I am 100% going to fucking kick myself about it after baby #3 when I’m having to take care not to accidentally tuck them into my trackpants when I get dressed in the morning.

I mean it’s all relative right. Okaaaaay so my boobs do not look as fabulous and full and perky as they did before River quite literally sucked the life out of them. But at the same time my pre-River boobs didn’t look as incredible as my 13-year-old-holy-moly-where-did-they-come-from-and-how-are-they-defying-gravity-like-that-boobs anyway.

In five years’ time, after breastfeeding, nourishing, comforting, feeding another couple of babies (that’s the dream anyway), I will look back on these little ankle socks 1/3 full of jelly and think – hey they were actually pretty cute. So I may as well transport that wisdom from the future and get amongst it now and love the shit out of my itty bitty boobies.

before and after breastfeeding | Eskimo Nell

{Left: Okay so maybe I totally overestimated how much boob I had to begin with hahaha (16 wks pregnant) and Right: There they were in all their glory - RIP milky boobs}

3. They bloody well deserve it.

And of course this is where I get all soppy on you bissshes. Loving your post breast-feeding boobies is like paying them the respect they (and you, because really they are you, you know?!) deserve. They have quite literally spent months being totally and utterly harassed; sucked, bitten, pinched, Chinese burned and nippled-crippled, survived blocked ducts, mastitis and those tiny blisters on your nipple that holy shitballs is a pain worse than childbirth.

And all in the completely selfless act of making and dispensing life and love-giving milk to the tiny human you just brought into this world. We should be bowing down to these bad boys, not hating on them. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. Okay that really doesn’t work in this context but who cares.

Marnie breastfeeding | Eskimo Nell

 {Breastfeeding River was one of the most incredible parts of my motherhood journey, incredible bonding, incredible watching my body nourish him, incredible boobies}

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Size Chart

At Eskimo Nell we understand the disappointment of opening up your much anticipated purchase only to find that it is the complete wrong size so to help you avoid that have a squizz at our size chart.

Our tanks, jumpers and baseball tees run a little on the big size so we do suggest going down a size.  If you are unsure just send us an email - we love to help!

TANKS: These are UNISEX!! So please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45cm x Length 69cm

S: Width 48cm x Length 72cm

M: Width 51cm x Length 75cm

L: Width 54cm x Length 78cm

XL: Width 57cm x Length 81cm

XXL: Width 60cm x Length 84cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


JUMPERS: These are also UNISEX and are quite roomy anyway - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 49cm x Length 71cm

S: Width 52cm x Length 73.5cm

M: Width 55cm x Length 76cm

L: Width 58cm x Length 78.5cm

XL: Width 61cm x Length 81cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


BASEBALL TEE: These are also UNISEX  - please check the measurements!

XS: Width 45.5cm x Length 72cm

S: Width 48.5cm x Length 75cm

M: Width 52.5cm x Length 78cm

L: Width 56.5cm x Length 81cm

XL: Width 60.5cm x Length 84cm

XXL: Width 64.5cm x Length 85cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


ROLL-SLEEVE TEES: This is a WOMEN'S FIT - please check the measurements!

S: Width 44cm x Length 63cm

M: Width 47cm x Length 65cm

L: Width 50cm x Length 67cm

XL: Width 53cm x Length 69cm

*Width is taken 2.5cm from bottom of armhole 


KIDS TEES: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 31cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 34cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 37cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 39.5cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 42cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 44.5cm x Length 62cm

14: Width 47cm x Length 66cm

KIDS JUMPERS: These are UNISEX sizes - please check the measurements!

2: Width 32cm x Length 42cm

4: Width 35cm x Length 46cm

6: Width 38cm x Length 50cm

8: Width 41cm x Length 54cm

10: Width 44cm x Length 58cm

12: Width 47cm x Length 62cm




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